do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

  • Drake: *driving*
  • Me: *singing along to the radio until Take Care ft Rihanna comes on*
  • Drake: ...Do you want me to change-
  • Me: No. It's cool.
  • Drake: I can just change it I know how you feel about it.
  • Me: Honestly, Aubrey it's okay, I'm not upset, you didn't even know me then. I mean, you would have if you read my letters but you were so busy back then, I understand...
  • Drake: ...Okay...
  • Me: *clears throat and stares @him in silence throughout the rest of the song*
  • Drake: I knew I should've changed it.
  • Me: What? I can't look at my husband now? Aubs, I love the song. I'm not mad. I promise.
  • Drake: *reaches over and grabs my hand* Alright.
  • Me: Now, can you hand me my cd binder?
  • Drake: *hands it to me* What you tryna listen to?
  • Me: My most favorite rapper in the world.*hits him in the arm*
  • Drake: *grins* You tryna be all nice to a nigga*
  • Me: *puts cd in* *Bring Your Whole Crew blasts thru the speakers*
  • Drake: ...
  • Me: I love me some DMX! I just wish he and Common would collab now that would be hot!

Me

"In 1950, when I was 8 to 9 years old, I saw my father cry, it was the only time I’ve ever seen him cry, I asked him ‘why are you crying?’, he said to me ‘Brazil lost the World Cup’ so I said to him “don’t worry dad, I will win you a World Cup”. I won three."
Pelé (via ohgallifreyh)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!