I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito. All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.
…what the fuck
- my bf: *doesnt reply*
- me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
- my bf: my bad I had to pee.
- me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
Got really blazed and thought about how amazing my mother was when I was a kid. How engaged she was in every aspect of my life and how she shaped me in every way.
"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying